Hey I’m Kelsey:)Tumblr (3.0; @droptheanchor)http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.<br /> Augustus Waters: Seventeen.<br /> Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.<br /> Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.<br /> Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49827331752http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49827331752Mon, 06 May 2013 22:52:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41c6ec18292ca42ea74dc011ed4614db/tumblr_mfekcapjP31qlpjkuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49424467398http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49424467398Thu, 02 May 2013 03:15:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdei7fFhqH1reryqxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49423568200http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49423568200Thu, 02 May 2013 02:46:36 -0400<p>long time no blog&#8230;feel like i&#8217;ve used that one before</p>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49423540895http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49423540895Thu, 02 May 2013 02:45:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbegpH2Jt1rihe9lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49422413286http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49422413286Thu, 02 May 2013 02:14:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dinnerpartydan.tumblr.com/post/48054153878/that-awkward-moment-when-you-ran-up-the-stairs-and">dinnerpartydan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.</p> </blockquote>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49422316347http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/49422316347Thu, 02 May 2013 02:11:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/734d0ba18ba37a4e8fd4d904a259d150/tumblr_mfboo1Mnv91rngy41o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/45306514780http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/45306514780Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:29:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1436dcc4957eb57ad93f95555a5e6086/tumblr_mfboj6GfVJ1qgag77o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/45302412373http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/45302412373Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:36:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grimybear.tumblr.com/post/32582650180/i-know-i-give-white-people-a-lot-of-shit-but-u">grimybear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.</p> </blockquote>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44525337668http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44525337668Mon, 04 Mar 2013 01:00:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c20dff1ed17f9343ca80fcc8d343d585/tumblr_mj0hccfitK1qe2thio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44522951207http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44522951207Mon, 04 Mar 2013 00:21:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8949cd47c9ec0644d770d8a404866767/tumblr_mismv22hOy1s66bjmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44391622165http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44391622165Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:52:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/729b5cfc6180a6d13bb308bdd2b922e7/tumblr_mhpwzxccrZ1r8d2fho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44390858541http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44390858541Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:41:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afc52b99ddded18cceddd298003dad02/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dcfb036fb4ef2200b682cbd448321ed/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d51cc44d95d7dd349ebbff3ba600dba/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78bb0138f0f12889086100cb5fc2d28b/tumblr_miwpolonDL1rgr4l6o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44390257538http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/44390257538Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:33:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78259244c44e4ded5c1f41806ca031f5/tumblr_mfar6nz4z31rdcw51o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43957230521http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43957230521Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:54:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20c465b24ee5a808603f8d97372ad9df/tumblr_mfbgyu1aGX1qm9yg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43956407210http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43956407210Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:44:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc3fc35155f5bfde45cf43c2d1b00b80/tumblr_mfnzywZNfI1qdrjq8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43955896652http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43955896652Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:39:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39bdc31aa9916378122e05958ccf98bf/tumblr_mi302aV75j1qfeom9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43438187999http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43438187999Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:20:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51d0a385cea2d64d0aa58b7a6f1361cd/tumblr_mib3ysHXeb1r9a32bo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43346639570http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/43346639570Sun, 17 Feb 2013 17:27:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b029be3c35b56a67545a5236faa38dc/tumblr_mh3daapq0z1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/41736307468/via-follow-the-absolute-greatest-posts-ever" class="tumblr_blog">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone">Via/<strong>Follow</strong> <a href="http://goo.gl/pjRBw">The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.</a></p></blockquote>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/41746891338http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/41746891338Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:29:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32862773b9361b972e639842c7ea52bb/tumblr_mezldlG3Ov1ql3ugao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67653f72b2fbf55e163ad9436c01bef2/tumblr_mezldlG3Ov1ql3ugao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98f767d27db511ff1b2a7cf686b6d33a/tumblr_mezldlG3Ov1ql3ugao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcb9f92836255af21c584b3f93a3d30d/tumblr_mezldlG3Ov1ql3ugao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.randomflora.com/post/41736291385/i-am-crying-i-cant-rbethe-oh-god-the-second-gif" class="tumblr_blog">rand0mflora</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE</span></p> <p>OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT</p> <p>THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR</p> <p>IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION</p> </blockquote> <p>This is pretty outstanding.</p></blockquote>http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/41746857729http://droptheanchor.tumblr.com/post/41746857729Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:29:18 -0500