So my sister went to see Journey. She texted me and said, “There are a lot of weird old rockers here” feeling sassy I was all, “Well what’d you expect a bunch of glee fans?”(haha get it Journey and glee). Then she zung me with this one, “Lea Michelle is here though, filling in for the Journey lead singer”
Today my sister said something unfortunate at breakfast. We were eating muffins.
My sister: I like the ones with a huge muffin top. And Thomas* likes to eat my bottom half.
*I would like to specify Thomas is not her boyfriend’s real name…I changed it because she said if I posted anything about her and it included her name she’d be pissed. I’m just taking extra precautions.
Today I heard a little kid yelling “give me the wine glass! give me the wine glass!” Don’t worry though, he was catching ghost crabs on the beach with it not drinking with it. But I’m still not sure how that worked.