August 2011
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Today:
I overheard this conversation
My sister: Yeah, they have an organ.
Her boyfriend: What? Who said that?
My sister: Your mom said it.
Her boyfriend: My mom doesn't know what she's talking about. They have an electric keyboard. I don't even think she knows what an organ is.
July 2011
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So I brought a granola bar upstairs when I was coming to bed because yesterday I was hungry before I went to sleep. Now I’m going to sleep and my granola bar isn’t anywhere to be found.
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Oh my god. I was just forced to spend four hours watching gone with the wind. It’s the worst movie ever. Those are four hours of my life I will never get back. At one point I thought it was over…then it said to turn the disc over for part two. I was watching it because my grandma said it “would teach me more about the war”. The war ended in part one. I’m so pissed...
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So shark week starts tomorrow…then i’m going to the beach the next week…
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“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
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SHIT
So Happy It’s Thursday
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That long sad pause when you hold down the backspace button after typing something you realized no one cares about.
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In my opinion:
I think the easiest way to make sure no one guesses your password is to make it in all caps
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Just me complaining:
So here’s my list-
My sister went camping with her boyfriend to the beach…the frickin beach
My brother and my other sister went camping up at tech with their significant others
I’m sleeping all alone on the top floor of my house
It’s freezing up here and my arms can’t be under the blanket and on the computer at the same time
I just realized all my sheets are in...
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Expectations vs. Reality - StumbleUpon →
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The first night of wearing your retainer after not wearing it for…a good couple weeks.
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11:11
WISH TIME
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Fact:
Green potato chips are made from potatoes that inadvertently climb above grown while growing. The “green” is a poison, but it’s only dangerous to humans if ingested in heavy amounts.
guess who’s never eating a green potato chip ever again.
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o.m.g it’s derek! and they’re fighting. teen wolf don’t care. it really doesn’t give a shit.
kill the alpha! don’t make me piss my pants!!
Who’s the alpha? i don’t want to wait til next week….. :|
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funniest show that isn’t meant to be funny—-teen wolf
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So i just demolished a bag of peanut m&m’s, they were utterly delicious.
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In my opinion:
haha>lol
unless something’s really funny and actually makes you laugh in which case hahaha will suffice
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Today:
So today I was playing tennis and I was storing balls in the sides of my pants so I could do backhand swings. My intention was to tell my partner that I had a ball if they needed one but it came out like this- “I have one in my pants for you” They took it pervertedly and everyone had a good laugh at me.
alright just fifteen more minutes
goooaaaaallll!!!
