Oh my god. I was just forced to spend four hours watching gone with the wind. It’s the worst movie ever. Those are four hours of my life I will never get back. At one point I thought it was over…then it said to turn the disc over for part two. I was watching it because my grandma said it “would teach me more about the war”. The war ended in part one. I’m so pissed right now incase you couldn’t tell. So naturally I’m blogging about it.
So today I was playing tennis and I was storing balls in the sides of my pants so I could do backhand swings. My intention was to tell my partner that I had a ball if they needed one but it came out like this- “I have one in my pants for you” They took it pervertedly and everyone had a good laugh at me.