Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
long time no blog…feel like i’ve used that one before
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
For the first time ever I have tons of time to do homework and no homework that needs to be done. I wish my teachers would just upload it already.
8yrs: How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds\ australian people
Damn classes start tomorrow….
Since the start of 2012...
Cross off what you’ve done: Gotten a new piercing.(second ear hole) Dyed my hair. Ended a relationship. Started a new relationship. Been on a long car/bus journey.(maryland?) Passed an exam.(all of them!) Met someone who’s now an important part of my life.(college people) Cried on someone’s shoulder. Had a massive fight with a boy/girl . Received flowers.(for my second birthday!) Had a...